Dear Blog,
I am so sorry. I have left you to fend for yourself, and I just feel horrible! I left you off at a sour note with a pathetic sitcom blog as a last entry, and its just not right, nor fair to you. I apologize for everything you've been through and I am sorry that I have been such a horrible mommy! Please don't report me to writers DFYS. I promise I will be a present mommy. I should get fired from my own blog that makes absolutely no profits! I have stories piled up and time to fill in, so I swear I will feed you all the nutrients you deserve you sad little thing! With that in mind...here's my story.
**Reaches out for a hug and feeds it some water in my hand**
(Now that we got that awkward moment out of the way..)
Alright ladies and gents. Get ready...Have I got a story for you...
I.....started.....online.....dating.
I know, I know, it's not such a big deal anymore, but I don't know how I feel about it just yet. It started off suuuuper rocky, but I guess so far, it hasn't been as bad as I expected. One of my girl friends started online dating, and she told me just to try it. Of course I try anything at least once **Insert "That's what she said" joke** (You know you wanted to do it.)
As for my profile I wanted to do an epic intro for my page just to spice things up a little. Oh...you know you wanna read it....
Just for your entertainment.. these are the pictures I have gotten :)
I'm not gonna lie, I have gotten some normal responses, and I am telling the truth there are good guys out there. But I have decided to delete my page... and this is why...
It is one thing to be aggressive, guys, and I love aggressive men. But I have gotten the nastiest messages ever by some really dirty dudes out there. All I have to say is...please stop! I am sure you are all part of Megan's Law....Creeps.
Anyways..... I have had fun over all talking to new people but I have to say, "Bon Voyage" to the online dating scene. Needless to say, I will still be talking to the people that I have met... buuuuut I think I got my fix. I'll be alright. I've met some awesome people so I can't complain ;)
Overall...What have I learned from online dating??
1.) Guys all of a sudden grow a pair on the internet when they talk to girls.
2.) Guys with no shirts in their picture is a big NO-NO!
3.) Only talk to men who refer to something on your profile when they message you because if they just say, "Hey Ma" no matter how cute they may be...chances are they didn't even read your page. And they are already imagining you laying on fur...butt naked....intense right???
4.) Don't talk to anyone who doesn't have a picture.
5.) With online dating...you're allowed to be shallow...NO ONES WATCHING YOU TO JUDGE YOU!!!! lol
6.) Have fun with it, and don't take it too seriously if the guy you think is cute hasn't hit you up. Because chances are...in 5 min...another cutie will send you a message ;)
7.) Don't be afraid to flirt!
8.) Don't put up duck pictures!!
9.) Instagram does not make you cute all of a sudden.
10.) Don't be too crazy eager....there are some psychos out there.
11.) You can go on looking like this...
12.)Delete you page once you think you've been lucky enough. Obviously I haven't met "the one" but I think for now I'm good. I don't want to push my luck!
Have fun kiddos making your online pages! <3
Later gator.
P.S.- I promise not to abandon you again my baby Blog!!! I shall build you up to be a success!!!
I am so sorry. I have left you to fend for yourself, and I just feel horrible! I left you off at a sour note with a pathetic sitcom blog as a last entry, and its just not right, nor fair to you. I apologize for everything you've been through and I am sorry that I have been such a horrible mommy! Please don't report me to writers DFYS. I promise I will be a present mommy. I should get fired from my own blog that makes absolutely no profits! I have stories piled up and time to fill in, so I swear I will feed you all the nutrients you deserve you sad little thing! With that in mind...here's my story.
**Reaches out for a hug and feeds it some water in my hand**
(Now that we got that awkward moment out of the way..)
Alright ladies and gents. Get ready...Have I got a story for you...
I.....started.....online.....dating.
I know, I know, it's not such a big deal anymore, but I don't know how I feel about it just yet. It started off suuuuper rocky, but I guess so far, it hasn't been as bad as I expected. One of my girl friends started online dating, and she told me just to try it. Of course I try anything at least once **Insert "That's what she said" joke** (You know you wanted to do it.)
As for my profile I wanted to do an epic intro for my page just to spice things up a little. Oh...you know you wanna read it....
About Me
So far....I've been getting the typical, "Wassup ma?" and the, "Damn Mami, das all you???? Look a dem' curves!" I swear I'm not even trying to flatter myself, because well...this is not how I want my future date to talk. By all means, I love being a little ghetto fab from time to time...Peroooo Like...... not for real....
Online dating.
Ahhh I'm actually doing this!
Ok I'm over being scared... Now that we did this.. My name is Perla, but everyone calls me Pearls. I am 22 years old and I am currently in school majoring in Broadcast Journalism. I have a very laid back attitude and I am probably the funniest person I know..I swear I make knock-knock jokes and everything! I have a huge personality and I love to make people smile. I also have a big heart...but don't get crazy either :p (yes I also have a bad tendency of making those silly emicon faces...judge me, because I already do.) I love Drake (I know judge me again!!) and I love going out dancing with my friends and having that moment where a Drake song comes up and we drop whoever we are dancing with to yell out, "Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah...f!@# right, f!@# right!" My friends and I have a tendency of thinking we have street cred and have gangsta lingo from time to time...but in reality... we were raised in the burbz. So I hope you can deal with the silliness that is my life. I am very ambitious and have a bright future ahead of me, so if you'd like to know more...don't be shy! The most I could do is reply...that's what online dating is for, aint it?
Ahhh I'm actually doing this!
Ok I'm over being scared... Now that we did this.. My name is Perla, but everyone calls me Pearls. I am 22 years old and I am currently in school majoring in Broadcast Journalism. I have a very laid back attitude and I am probably the funniest person I know..I swear I make knock-knock jokes and everything! I have a huge personality and I love to make people smile. I also have a big heart...but don't get crazy either :p (yes I also have a bad tendency of making those silly emicon faces...judge me, because I already do.) I love Drake (I know judge me again!!) and I love going out dancing with my friends and having that moment where a Drake song comes up and we drop whoever we are dancing with to yell out, "Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah...f!@# right, f!@# right!" My friends and I have a tendency of thinking we have street cred and have gangsta lingo from time to time...but in reality... we were raised in the burbz. So I hope you can deal with the silliness that is my life. I am very ambitious and have a bright future ahead of me, so if you'd like to know more...don't be shy! The most I could do is reply...that's what online dating is for, aint it?
Ha....Wouldn't you date me??? Shoot I'd date me with that intro! **Real life kicks in and I realize I don't actually have any readers and I cry myself to sleep** -_-
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| Ghetto Fab (I was going to Summer Jam..What do you expect??) |
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| Looks like he's saying, "Imma teach you a lesson!" |
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| Smoothhhhhh |
I'm not gonna lie, I have gotten some normal responses, and I am telling the truth there are good guys out there. But I have decided to delete my page... and this is why...
It is one thing to be aggressive, guys, and I love aggressive men. But I have gotten the nastiest messages ever by some really dirty dudes out there. All I have to say is...please stop! I am sure you are all part of Megan's Law....Creeps.
Anyways..... I have had fun over all talking to new people but I have to say, "Bon Voyage" to the online dating scene. Needless to say, I will still be talking to the people that I have met... buuuuut I think I got my fix. I'll be alright. I've met some awesome people so I can't complain ;)
Overall...What have I learned from online dating??
1.) Guys all of a sudden grow a pair on the internet when they talk to girls.
2.) Guys with no shirts in their picture is a big NO-NO!
3.) Only talk to men who refer to something on your profile when they message you because if they just say, "Hey Ma" no matter how cute they may be...chances are they didn't even read your page. And they are already imagining you laying on fur...butt naked....intense right???
4.) Don't talk to anyone who doesn't have a picture.
5.) With online dating...you're allowed to be shallow...NO ONES WATCHING YOU TO JUDGE YOU!!!! lol
6.) Have fun with it, and don't take it too seriously if the guy you think is cute hasn't hit you up. Because chances are...in 5 min...another cutie will send you a message ;)
7.) Don't be afraid to flirt!
9.) Instagram does not make you cute all of a sudden.
10.) Don't be too crazy eager....there are some psychos out there.
11.) You can go on looking like this...
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| Grubbin on some porridge |
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| While findin me a MANNNNN |
While saying you look like this...Always.
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| On a good day of course 0_o |
12.)Delete you page once you think you've been lucky enough. Obviously I haven't met "the one" but I think for now I'm good. I don't want to push my luck!
Have fun kiddos making your online pages! <3
Later gator.
P.S.- I promise not to abandon you again my baby Blog!!! I shall build you up to be a success!!!
